Name Your Lover

And isn't THIS just what we all need on a rainy day? Hosted for JennyNemesis.







...Hi.

Adrian: *unfazed* Hi.



Adrian: So. Nameless one. Are you zoning out on the rain noises, too? Adjusting to the house yet?



...Tch. I was trying to sneak up on you. *flops down* All this free-floating serenity of yours, it's totally ruining the effect.

Adrian: Sorry. The rain always makes me very calm, and I also make it a point never to freak out over anything that isn't actually going to kill me.



... Guys like you. *sigh* Dramatic entrances are wasted on guys like you.

Adrian: What makes you think you know any guys like me?

... What? You think I haven't worked my way through a few Strong Silent Straight Types before? You don't put me off. I don't mind a challenge.

Adrian: *amused glimmer* Of courrrse you don't. I recognize a well-rehearsed technique when I see one.

.... !!!



Adrian: ...And yet you won't even tell me your name. Sorry, no. *turns away with a long, languid stretch*



... Hey....

... *reaches and stops just short of touching*



*rustle*



*softly* .... Hey...



... Hey, don't be like that. I'm not trying to shove you around or anything, I just... saw the way you looked at me, and I know you saw how I was looking at you, and I just thought, y'know... New house... nice welcome... big beautiful blonde on big leopardskin couch...

Adrian: *short chuckle* No need to be so defensive. I'm not mad.



Adrian: Even though you did basically introduce yourself by trying to crawl inside my shorts with me.

... Aha! See? I think you WOULD have let me go all the way with you that one afternoon, if only that woman hadn't come home and spooked you by slamming the door - and then you'd have blamed it all on me. You ARE a Puritan under all that muscle.

Adrian: Lay off. I don't have to explain myself to you.



*long pause*

Adrian: .... And yes, I did see the way you looked at me.

... Do you want me?

Adrian: Of course I do.



... Mmm... prekrasniy.... *chu* Then... do you want me to chase you? Is that it? Are you a tease? *whisper* Why are you hesitating? Why are you making me wait?

Adrian: *shiver*



Adrian: Don't give me that "tease" business. I've told you clearly enough, I -

... *hissing whisper* Just selective, are we? Need True Love to get it up? Won't fuck without a marriage proposal? Want to make sure you've got me totally trained before putting out? I could get this treatment from any woman, you know. I don't have to be here wasting my energy trying to unlock you.

Adrian: *evenly* Then go find somebody who'll have you without knowing your name first. I think it's tacky. It ruins the effect of... *tone faltering* ... of the rest of you.



... *rustle*.... Heyyy now... *slide* ... Come on, beautiful...

Adrian: I already told you... over and over ... *weakening* ... Not until you tell me your name.



... mmm... your skin...

Adrian: *squeeze* Keep going like this and you know the result's just gonna be the sa -



... *nip* ...

*whisper*
Ilya. It's Ilya.



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